Archive for May, 2008
Friday Flippancy: Bill O’Reilly Dance Remix
Posted by in Catablogic Blathering on May 30, 2008
Bill O’Reilly’s meltdown thanks to a hapless teleprompter is making the rounds again; I saw it on The Colbert Report. Thanks to the wonders of technology, someone has constructed a dance remix of Bill blowing a gasket. Pant-hoot to Bill from Dover for passing this along. Word has it that he found it on the Daily Kos. It’s also resides on boing boing.
Warning: Language is NSFW. Well, maybe it depends on where you work.
And justice for all
Posted by kemibe in Self-Indulgent Wankery on May 28, 2008
Some of you may have noticed that the Refuge looks a little different than it did yesterday morning. This is no accident.
When I returned to blogging in January after a four-month sabbatical, I swore I would avoid returning to my previous form and spending many hours a week mocking the same people or entities hundreds of others with more exposure and panache were already pointing at and deriding. I wanted to focus almost exclusively on the science-related areas about which I am most qualified to write — exercise physiology (particularly in endurance exercise) and doping in sports.
But soon I succumbed to easy temptation, and my own unbridled antipathy toward various forms of intellectual dishonesty once again had me generating superfluous nonsense by way of convincing people of conclusions every sane person has already reached and that those between the cross-hairs have no interest in entertaining.
Ammonia is on the Periodic Table?
Posted by jim in Habitats and Humanity on May 28, 2008
You gotta love Glenn Beck. This guy knows how to bring the crazy. On last night’s show he had a segment on hydrogen-powered cars. You can find a transcript here, about 2/3rds in (you’ll probably want to avoid the first section featuring Ben Stein unless you have vomit buckets handy). So Glenn checks out the car and we come to…
BECK: Yeah, it’s a great car. However, I saw the filling station, and there is giant power grid, you know, sitting there. You’re using all this electricity. How are you going to — how are you not just using electricity, and how are you not going to have environmentalists saying, oh, the spotted clam! You’re using all of the water!
Right. Would anyone short of a complete idiot complain that hydrogen production would cause a water shortage? Of course not. Especially since after you burn it, you get (wait for it) water. But in Beckworld, this sort of thing is not only possible, it’s the way things are. It gets better:
STANEK: You know, there’s a number of things we’re doing. We’re certainly looking into green hydrogen. It could come from biomass sources, the hydrogen. There’s a lot of good starts with natural gas. As you know, natural gas is a lot cleaner, much less particulates than some sources in order to get hydrogen.
You can get hydrogen from a number of sources, even different types of ammonia processes, which are byproducts from production in various facilities, even steel mills.
BECK: But you have — I mean, for instance, ammonia. The guy who started Greenpeace left because Greenpeace said we should banish ammonia, drive to have it banned. It’s on the periodic table! (sic)
OK, let’s ignore whether or not “green” hydrogen production is currently viable and the whole bit about the Greenpeace founder as that could go for quite a bit. Those are too deep for Beckworld. Keeping it simple, we see that in Beckworld, apparently they have a different Periodic Table, one in which ammonia (NH3) is listed. I can only assume that the Beckworld Periodic Table also includes methane, carbon dioxide, coffee grounds, and those little crusty bits that sometimes form in the corner of your eye overnight.
So Beck’s not a chemist. Fine, I’ll give you that. But even if ammonia was on the Periodic Table, what’s the point of his comment? More raving at “crazy environmentalists”? The one’s who will complain that we’ll run out of water if we make hydrogen?
I can only imagine that Mr. Beck is also frequented by visions of giant invisible bats attacking him at night. After all, this is the man who stated to Ben Stein “You are like the smartest guy I know”.
That’s a lot of cranial sucking sounds packed into one TV studio
Posted by kemibe in We're Doomed on May 26, 2008
Watching Glenn Beck (no relation) interview Ben Stein about the latter’s foundering film Expelled! is like observing a schizophrenic urologist interviewing a syphilitic, talking phallus. Nevertheless there’s a certain value in watching Beck crow “If the New York Times hates it, you know it’s gotta be good!” and Stein indulge in shameless quote-mining and babble about evolution being unable to explain gravity.
What you’re seeing here is a couple of lowly, jowly fellows in suits engaged in separate but weirdly symbiotic quests to exploit the typical U.S. citizen’s lack of scientific background by capitalizing on the one thing they’re good at: lying with pride.
Hemorrhagic stroke as a gateway to nirvana?
Posted by kemibe in Brains and Behavior on May 26, 2008
I’m not trying to be cavalier and I’m certainly not discounting the experiences Dr. Jill Bolte Taylor relates in a NY Times piece published yesterday; I can’t imagine anyone being in a better position to analyze first-hand some of the sensory and perceptual changes that can occur as a result of a cerebrovascular accident (“CVA” or stroke).
Nevertheless, the vast amount attention her talks and interviews have garnered from “spiritualists” — she’s heard plenty from scientists, but not for the same reason — overlook an important point: If brain damage or neurological insult is a prerequisite for tapping into “nirvana” or “spiritual bliss” on command, something Bolte Taylor says she can do, then just how do these transcendentalists and religious nuts (people whom, to her credit, Bolte Taylor wants little dealings with) propose to emulate her state of mind and being?
It’s an interesting read, but the Oprah angle ought to serve as a warning bell, as Winfrey is an established proponent of woo and hokum whose endorsements typically signal more pandering to O-fans of the most breathless, lowest-common-denominator sort.
ACLU lauds Sarasota’s Muntz for fighting to right election wrongs
Posted by kemibe in Floridiocy on May 26, 2008
Florida has been recognized for almost a decade as a grim laughingstock when it comes to the reliability of its state and federal voting results, a status that government officials are apparently bent on retaining at the expense of trivial issues such as accountability, fairness, and honesty — traits that long ago fled the region on a giddy cloud of freewheeling and deeply institutionalized political corruption.
On May 17, the American Civil Liberties Union recognized Kindra Muntz, president of the Sarasota Alliance for Fair Elections, for her role in helping to ensure that all Florida elections conducted using electronic voting machines be accompanied by rigorous audits and meaningful paper trails.
Does Janet Folger have hypoxic brain damage from sticking her head in the sand?
Posted by kemibe in Spankin' the Crank on May 24, 2008
Or maybe from giving herself too many “whirlies” in the nuthouse commode?
Folger, long intent on carving out a niche as the unofficial commandress-in-chief of roaring, scripture-spraying lunatics, again makes up things as she goes along in a WorldNut Daily column which — and I know people say this a lot, but trust me this time — easily outdoes the Onion in terms of sheer parodic value.
But Folger’s claims are serious, and center on her conviction that gay marriage is a precursor the the End Times, which is why the recent court decision declaring a no-gay-marriage California law enacted eight years ago unconstitutional was so God-awful. The only time gay marriage was ever sanctioned, she writes bitterly, was around the time of the Noahchian flood, and look what happened to humanity then!
Folger, both here and in a “book” she “wrte,” cites an expert, Jeffrey Satinover, who, she says, “holds an M.D. from Princeton and doctorates from Yale, MIT and Harvard.” Impressive credentials, those — and all the more so given that Princeton University does not even have a medical school. (University Medical Center at Princeton, not to be confused with Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, is affiliated with the Robert Wood Johnson College of Medicine.)
Folger blares:
Gold medalist Pettigrew admits to EPO, hGH use
With the perjury trial of sprint coach Trevor Graham — one of the most drug-soaked figured in professional athletics — now underway, the habits of some of track and field’s recently retired superstars are being thrown into the light of day, and the view is predictably discouraging.
The Associated Press reported yesterday that Antonio Pettigrew, a member of the USA contingent that ran a world record of 2:54.20 in the 4 x 400 meters in 1998 and part of the squad that won that event at the 2000 Sydney Olympics, admitted to using erythropoetin and human growth hormone at Graham’s urging in 1997, the year Pettigrew turned 30.
Sprinters do not routinely peak in their early thirties, but in 1999 Pettigrew, then 31 years, 6 months old, ran his lifetime best of 44.21 seconds. Among athletes older than this, only former world record holder Butch Reynolds and the man who broke Reynolds’ mark, Michael Johnson, have ever run faster. Reynolds once served a drug suspension and the likelihood that Johnson was clean throughout his career is, in the judgment of track insiders, basically nil.
Back On My Feet ambles into prime time again
Posted by kemibe in The Running Ape on May 23, 2008
Assuming there is no major news that breaks way late in the day, ABC World News will be showing a follow-up segment on Back On My Feet, a running program for Philapdelphia’s homeless that I mentioned over the winter, sometime between 6:30 and 7:00 p.m. EDT tonight. Complementing the piece they did back in December, coverage will focus on Mike Solomon, who last Sunday became the organization’s first team member to complete a marathon.
Sarasota County no longer hiring smokers
Posted by kemibe in Health and Society on May 23, 2008
I’d love to see cigarettes disappear from the face of the earth and from its bowels too, but I have problems with this decision on the part of the Sarasota County Commission.
Citing the burden they place on taxpayers who pay for government workers’ health insurance, Sarasota County officials announced Monday that they no longer will hire smokers.
In Florida, the right not to hire employees who smoke was upheld in 1995 by the state Supreme Court after a prospective employee sued North Miami.
Sarasota County officials cited Centers for Disease Control research that put the annual cost of hiring a smoker at $3,400 a year in lost productivity and medical expenses.
Note that the policy applies only to new hires — country workers who currently smoke are not being mandated to give up either their habit or their job. The difference is significant.
A thought exercise for denialists (and their critics)
Posted by kemibe in Health and Society on May 22, 2008
What typical reaction might the following passage have elicited had it been written four or five decades ago? And how does that reaction compare to the one it would generally elicit today?
I do not feel that people who have quit smoking nor have spent money on smoking-cessation products and services should be congratulated for their tasks. Offering up a positive retort only serves to reinforce the idea, ultimately, that it is bad to smoke. The simple congratulations – even if stated in a meaningless fashion, even if you really don’t care, even if it’s awkward to say nothing – means that one supports the status quo.
This goes hand in hand with why I hate (yes, hate) the “smoker acceptance lite” idea, which suggests that smoking cessation and the acceptance of smokers as people can co-exist. When people purposefully quit smoking, they’re saying that they are more willing to support society’s limited views on smoking and smokers than fight for broadening those views and definitions. When those same people later tack on “support” for acceptance of smokers, it feels hypocritical.
Pretty fruit-loops, eh? When widespread concern about the health risks of smoking first arose, the data were clear and many people paid heed, but the tabacky companies — and with them, a small but significant pool of obstinate and deluded smokers — loudly ran their yap-gaps about the whole thing being a scam. Today, only the truly insane or depraved would claim that smoking is anything but pestilential. Yet at the same time, smokers themselves need not be ostracized or maligned as human beings. (I have a post in the works dealing with a smoking issue of local concern in which puffwagons are getting the shaft.) In other words, it is possible to condemn the habit without condemning the human.
And yes, I had inspiration for this.
Is quitting smoking a meme?
Posted by kemibe in Health and Society on May 22, 2008
Researchers from Harvard Medical School and the University of California, San Diego have concluded that smoking cessation may indeed be “contagious.”
The scientists tracked over 12,000 participants in the now-famous Framingham Nurses Study for over 32 years and found that quitting tended to occur in identifiable clusters of people — most of whom did not know each other — rather than on a strictly individual basis. The implication: Somehow, when a smoker “impulsively” or “for no particular reason” decides to kick the habit once and for all, he is not only affected by the actions of those to whom he is in some way related by culture or other factors, but may in turn be affecting others.
“We’ve found that when you analyze large social networks, entire pockets of people who might not know each other all quit smoking at once,” says Nicholas Christakis, a professor in Harvard Medical School’s Department of Health Care Policy, who, along with U.C. San Diego researcher James Fowler, authored the study. “So if there’s a change in the zeitgeist of this social network, like a cultural shift, a whole group of people who are connected but who might not know each other all quit together.”
The phenomenon is an interesting one from an epidemiological and sociological standpoint, but the question of how to apply it to the smoking populace is a tricky one. It would seem that the factors playing into smokers’ higher likelihood of quitting in high-cessation areas or in families with quitters (even if the family members are geographically separated) are subconscious, not conscious, in nature.
The study results appear in today’s New England Journal of Medicine (abstract).
Is quitting smoking a meme?
Posted by kemibe in Health and Society on May 22, 2008
Researchers from Harvard Medical School and the University of California, San Diego have concluded that smoking cessation may indeed be “contagious.”
The scientists tracked over 12,000 participants in the now-famous Framingham Nurses Study for over 32 years and found that quitting tended to occur in identifiable clusters of people — most of whom did not know each other — rather than on a strictly individual basis. The implication: Somehow, when a smoker “impulsively” or “for no particular reason” decides to kick the habit once and for all, he is not only affected by the actions of those to whom he is in some way related by culture or other factors, but may in turn be affecting others.
“We’ve found that when you analyze large social networks, entire pockets of people who might not know each other all quit smoking at once,” says Nicholas Christakis, a professor in Harvard Medical School’s Department of Health Care Policy, who, along with U.C. San Diego researcher James Fowler, authored the study. “So if there’s a change in the zeitgeist of this social network, like a cultural shift, a whole group of people who are connected but who might not know each other all quit together.”
The phenomenon is an interesting one from an epidemiological and sociological standpoint, but the question of how to apply it to the smoking populace is a tricky one. It would seem that the factors playing into smokers’ higher likelihood of quitting in high-cessation areas or in families with quitters (even if the family members are geographically separated) are subconscious, not conscious, in nature.
The study results appear in today’s New England Journal of Medicine (abstract).
WaPo, unpreaching to the antichoir, calls BS on “academic freedom”
Posted by kemibe in We're Doomed on May 21, 2008
The Washington Post ran a brief, boilerplate, and unflinching editorial yesterday calling the latest round of witless yammering about “academic freedom” by creationists exactly what it is — wounded, pitiful bellyaching that could probably fool no one with a pulse living outside the God-soaked U.S. (Well, I’m paraphrasing, but barely.)
This is one of those many issues in which those who agree have agreed since the beginning for reasons obvious to them, while those who do not are never going to change their “minds.” This is one of many reasons why trying to meet creationists on some rhetorical or functional middle ground is pointless. They are like Stephen King’s Langoliers — they know only to munch, slice, and gobble their insatiable way through a world that left them behind but hasn’t killed their spirit for ruin or slaked their hunger for darkness. It is therefore necessary to fight them, mock them, and not let the discomfiting level of intellectual incompetence in America become a source of personal angst. I mean, I would never allow such a thing to happen.
The comments contain the usual garbled complaints, phrase-bytes (e.g., “activist judges,” “there is no Wall of separation in the Constitution,” etc.) and lies, from the dolterati, whose dutifully unthinking and brainwashed representatives simply do not care that what the want taught to kids is rank nonsense and what they want ousted is scientifically unimpeachable.
I’m mostly okay with living in a country with a gruesomely high titer of ignorance both among the rabble and in the for Chrissakes educational system. but I’m not okay at all with their efforts to ruin things for people who prefer to operate within the constraints of the real world — a perfectly comfortable place to exist once you get used to the idea that life isn’t finite and there’s no one living in your thoughts.
It’s a wonderful fantasy to imagine every one of these tripe-bots being viciously mugged by the elusive avenger known as Mr. Reason in a brightly-lit alley on the way to the polls, but a fantasy it is.
My annual tour of downtown Kreationist Krazyland
Posted by kemibe in We're Doomed on May 20, 2008
About once a year I remember that a site you’ll swear up and down is a parody exists, and I have a look around to see what ol’ Ikester has done with the place. The site is called YEC Headquarters, and although I cannot vouch for whether it serves any official or unofficial administrative role in creationist machinations (though I have a good guess), what I know for sure is that I have never seen a domain that so beautifully captures every Bible-whacky canard, misinterpretation, myth, misunderstanding, lie, and desperate attempt at fact-evasion as this one.
Where to begin? Well, there’s the front page, where Ike tells us that:
My annual tour of downtown Kreationist Krazyland
Posted by kemibe in We're Doomed on May 20, 2008
About once a year I remember that a site you’ll swear up and down is a parody exists, and I have a look around to see what ol’ Ikester has done with the place. The site is called YEC Headquarters, and although I cannot vouch for whether it serves any official or unofficial administrative role in creationist machinations (though I have a good guess), what I know for sure is that I have never seen a domain that so beautifully captures every Bible-whacky canard, misinterpretation, myth, misunderstanding, lie, and desperate attempt at fact-evasion as this one.
Where to begin? Well, there’s the front page, where Ike tells us that:
Rowbury leaps to fifth* all-time on U.S. 1500-meter list
Posted by kemibe in The Running Ape on May 19, 2008
Some of us had a feeling something big was coming yesterday. With 2008 less than halfway over and the real track action yet to commence, Shannon Rowbury, a 23-year-old middle-distance runner from San Francisco I randomly had the pleasure of training with and writing about this winter, had picked up a national title (the 3,000 meters at the USATF Indoor Championships in Boston in February) in her first race in over a year and lowered her personal best in the 1500 meters to 4:07.59 at the Cardinal Invitational two weekends ago.
The impressive thing about those wins was not just that she crossed the finish line in first place or ran faster than she had as a collegian at Duke, but the dominating way in which she turned back some of the best runners in the country. In Boston, having followed the leaders through 2600 meters at a clip of about 73 seconds per 400 (about a quarter of a mile), she dropped a 61 to put five seconds on everyone else; some women in the low-nine-minute range can’t run one quarter that fast, fresh and all-out. At Stanford she did more or less the same thing, blasting away from the field in the last 300 to again gap everyone by five seconds. Understand that five ticks of the clock is a huge gap at the elite level.
The message here was that Shannon had a lot more to give under the right circumstances. And give more she had to, because the qualifying standard for the Olympic Games is 4:07.00 (a country can send up to three athletes who meet this standard and can have one representative as long as he or she meets a lesser, “B: standard). Yesterday, at the adidas Track Classic in Carson, Calif., those circumstances presented themselves, and so did Shannon.
But even we optimists weren’t ready for this one.
Rowbury leaps to fifth* all-time on U.S. 1500-meter list
Posted by kemibe in The Running Ape on May 19, 2008
Some of us had a feeling something big was coming yesterday. With 2008 less than halfway over and the real track action yet to commence, Shannon Rowbury, a 23-year-old middle-distance runner from San Francisco I randomly had the pleasure of training with and writing about this winter, had picked up a national title (the 3,000 meters at the USATF Indoor Championships in Boston in February) in her first race in over a year and lowered her personal best in the 1500 meters to 4:07.59 at the Cardinal Invitational two weekends ago.
The impressive thing about those wins was not just that she crossed the finish line in first place or ran faster than she had as a collegian at Duke, but the dominating way in which she turned back some of the best runners in the country. In Boston, having followed the leaders through 2600 meters at a clip of about 73 seconds per 400 (about a quarter of a mile), she dropped a 61 to put five seconds on everyone else; some women in the low-nine-minute range can’t run one quarter that fast, fresh and all-out. At Stanford she did more or less the same thing, blasting away from the field in the last 300 to again gap everyone by five seconds. Understand that five ticks of the clock is a huge gap at the elite level.
The message here was that Shannon had a lot more to give under the right circumstances. And give more she had to, because the qualifying standard for the Olympic Games is 4:07.00 (a country can send up to three athletes who meet this standard and can have one representative as long as he or she meets a lesser, “B: standard). Yesterday, at the adidas Track Classic in Carson, Calif., those circumstances presented themselves, and so did Shannon.
But even we optimists weren’t ready for this one.
The California gay-marriage decision: Why?
Posted by kemibe in So Much Like Us on May 18, 2008
I’m not asking why a judge in the most populous state in the U.S. ruled that a 2000 law rendering same-sex marriages illegal is unconstitutional did what he did. What I’m wondering, seriously, is why people get so pissed off when things like this happen.
I’m going to follow a schematic process of reasoning here. I’m sure to leave things out of the chain, so please jump into the comment section and help me out.
I’m starting with this question: Why would anyone — in particular someone in a heterosexual marriage — care what the practice of marriage in general includes or permits?
Olympic spring has sprung for Pistorius, maybe
Posted by kemibe in The Running Ape on May 17, 2008
An international court ruling has given South African 400-meter runner Oscar Pistorius approval to compete in the Summer Olympics.
The double amputee told reporters in Italy, “I think this day is going to go down in history for the equality of disabled people.”
The issue is that some view Pistorius’ “disability” as being qualitatively similar to that of a NASCAR Chevy being accidentally equipped with too little internal engine friction and too much horsepower. Pistorius, wearing two giant springlike devices in place of his lower legs and feet (picture below the “fold”), basically runs like a velociraptor once might have, inasmuch as Stephen Spielberg can be trusted as a paleozoologist. Many have argued that if anything, Pistorius runs faster than he would have were he using the legs he was born with, and is in effect riding a one-cylinder Harley in the Tour de France.



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