Archive for December, 2008

How does $1 million in taxpayer money become $25.5 million overnight? Ask the Speaker of the Florida House

Stop me if you’ve heard this before: A Florida politician–in this case a very high-ranking one–is in the middle of a you-feed-our-wallet-and-I’ll-feed-yours scandal in which the offenders didn’t even bother covering their tracks, so commonplace are such machinations in the most corrupt state government in the country.
Carl Hiaasen reports the story in his usual droll way, but I’ll summarize it in outline form:

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Are the male editors of Men’s Health all virgins?

Or are they channeling characters from 80′s flicks like Weird Science and Revenge of the Nerds?
You decide.

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Does the human heart prove evolution wrong?

I think it’s instructive to see how wildly people’s minds can transform a few simple pieces of information.
Recent medical findings have found that the human heart plays several roles with how we actually feel and think. In fact, the human heart is the only organ that can communicate with the brain in 4 different ways:
1) Neurological communication (nervous system)
2) Biophysical communication (pulse wave)
3) Biochemical communication (hormones)
4) Energetic communication (electromagnetic fields)
This would explain why our heart hurts when we lose some one near and dear to us. And it is now believed that one of the functions of the heart deals with our emotions and attitude. But because heart transplants have become more of the norm for a failing heart. Another unexpected side effect has come up. The people who received the donor heart can often experience:
1) The other person’s memories.
2) The other person’s food cravings.
3) Some of the other person’s attitudes.
4) And some of the fears, hates, and loves of different things.
As the video below will show as several heart transplant people tell their stories.

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What the WorldNut Daily declined to publish

Hoping to join the coterie of insightful, fair-minded columnists at WorldNetDaily.com, I crafted the following essay last weekend and submitted it to the editors on Monday morning.
Despite its theme’s timeliness, its to-the-point sincerity, and the fact that I rigorously checked it for spelling and grammar errors, I have heard nothing back from this august publication.
I am a reject.
So, with some regrets, I will post it here so as not to see it wasted altogether:

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Eric Holder’s NFL steroid-scandal involvement

Barack Obama’s pick for the top cop in the United States has an interesting past, having been enlisted by the NFL to combat the onslaught of congressional hearings and other forms of bad publicity last year.
The attorney-general-to-be and deputy attorney general under Bill Clinton was a partner in Covington & Burling, a D.C. law firm that has long extended services to the NFL. Since 2001, Holder has been involved in the investigation of the dog-fighting charges against Michael Vick, the implementation of the rule requiring team owners to interview minority candidates for coaching vacancies, and the league’s personal-conduct crackdown, some elements of which have reached silly proportions.
Holder and his supporting cast did not get what they hoped for last year, and law-enforcement officials have called his efforts a mere attempt to keep the league from suffering further black eyes rather than an earnest attempt to curb a performance-enhancing drug problem:

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Letters from the Front: A Visit to the Creation Museum

Correspondent SDC, reporting in from the Land o’ Hoosiers, offers an awe-inspiring account of a recent visit to the famous Creation Museum, located “just seven miles west of the Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky International Airport.”
A teaser follows. The rest of the article (including photos), copiously dusted with SDC’s dry sardonic humor, may be found here: Elitist Liberals Visit The Creation Museum.

I am not particularly unusual in wanting to be there when history is unfolding. Last month I was excited about playing a tiny, tiny role in Obama’s victory over John McCain. A few weeks ago, I went to the Creation Museum with my wife, two friends, and 3 of the friends’ kids: one a junior in high school, another a seventh grader, the other ten years old. A bunch of smirky liberal-types making a trip to mock the Creation Museum was definitely not an historic event, but it occurred to me that maybe, just maybe, we can look on the existence of such an embarassing abomination in our nation as a ‘high water mark’ for the fundies’ efforts to take over the show. Yeah, high water mark, Noah, ha ha.
I may be completely wrong about that. I hope not. What I do know is we wanted to see this thing for ourselves, and since it is merely a few hours away, it was no big problem to fit a visit into a Saturday. The museum is located near where Indiana, Ohio, and Kentucky meet, and Kentucky was the big loser here, as it is located within that state. There’s some question as to whether the locals are happy about it, as evidenced by the bullet holes in a sign near the Museum (see above. Notice the Stop sign is unscathed).
Our first impressions: it is a rather large building, and the grounds with the topiary christmas-light adorned dinosaurs are extensive. The parking lot was maybe half-full. There were security guys out front directing traffic, assisted by their bloodhound. A couple times during the day we saw security running through the museum, but I have no idea why. It was spooky and vaguely totalitarian.

SDC’s blog, Words of Advice for Young People, is linked in the side bar but bears repeating here.
Many raucous panthoots and multiple long, languorous grooming sessions go to mistaSteve for pimping himself out.

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Letters from the Front: A Visit to the Creation Museum

Correspondent SDC, reporting in from the Land o’ Hoosiers, offers an awe-inspiring account of a recent visit to the famous Creation Museum, located “just seven miles west of the Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky International Airport.”
A teaser follows. The rest of the article (including photos), copiously dusted with SDC’s dry sardonic humor, may be found here: Elitist Liberals Visit The Creation Museum.

I am not particularly unusual in wanting to be there when history is unfolding. Last month I was excited about playing a tiny, tiny role in Obama’s victory over John McCain. A few weeks ago, I went to the Creation Museum with my wife, two friends, and 3 of the friends’ kids: one a junior in high school, another a seventh grader, the other ten years old. A bunch of smirky liberal-types making a trip to mock the Creation Museum was definitely not an historic event, but it occurred to me that maybe, just maybe, we can look on the existence of such an embarassing abomination in our nation as a ‘high water mark’ for the fundies’ efforts to take over the show. Yeah, high water mark, Noah, ha ha.
I may be completely wrong about that. I hope not. What I do know is we wanted to see this thing for ourselves, and since it is merely a few hours away, it was no big problem to fit a visit into a Saturday. The museum is located near where Indiana, Ohio, and Kentucky meet, and Kentucky was the big loser here, as it is located within that state. There’s some question as to whether the locals are happy about it, as evidenced by the bullet holes in a sign near the Museum (see above. Notice the Stop sign is unscathed).
Our first impressions: it is a rather large building, and the grounds with the topiary christmas-light adorned dinosaurs are extensive. The parking lot was maybe half-full. There were security guys out front directing traffic, assisted by their bloodhound. A couple times during the day we saw security running through the museum, but I have no idea why. It was spooky and vaguely totalitarian.

SDC’s blog, Words of Advice for Young People, is linked in the side bar but bears repeating here.
Many raucous panthoots and multiple long, languorous grooming sessions go to mistaSteve for pimping himself out.

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50 striking astronomy pictures from 2008

The Hindi News Channel blog features a spectacular post–fifty photographs of so-called heavenly bodies and other extraterrestrial concerns taken this year, each of them accompanied by a short but edifying explanation. Have a look.

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Novelist Sparks a track program’s dream

Even those who aren’t fans of the love-tragedy-loss novel genre have probably heard of Nicholas Sparks. I’ve never read any of his books, but I did watch the big-screen adaptation of Message In A Bottle, which starred Kevin Costner, Robin Wright, and the late Paul Newman. I thought the film was very well done, and its cast rescued any built-in predictability that may have weighed down the plot.
Sparks has enjoyed a very successful career for a young (44 next week) novelist; he’s a man with 13 bestsellers to his credit–and whose early work was rejected by everyone at the same time he failed to gain admission to any of the law schools he applied to. Having settled in New Bern, North Carolina, Sparks has parlayed the windfall from his royalties and advances into an unusual brand of philanthropy: he’s become a major financial supporter of high-school track and field.

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Wired names top ten tech breakthoughs of 2008

As one might expect, virtually every one of the items on this list relates to either personal computing or cell phones. The notable exception is #8, which is more a testament to the phenomenal reach of Michael Phelps’ singular near-hijacking of the Beijing Olympics than to the impact of the supersuit on the general population, which is clearly nil.
Some editorial comments on the top ten:

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Group groping

I recently happened across a site called Meetup.com. The site may be old news to everyone but me, but as I’ve seen a lot of people in society’s withered but gamely flapping science and reason arm mention wanting to hook up with like-minded people in their physical communities, I figured I’d mention it.
The process is straightforward: After registering for free and–if you wish-creating a profile loaded with information about yourself, you can search for existing meetings by topic or even start new ones. So, someone of my bent might look for groups for writers, atheists, caustic misanthropes, and former competitive runners turned pitiful-looking joggers-with-retriever-dogs in southern New Hampshire. (Ideally I would find one meeting to address all of these as this would save lots of time, but I might be the only one attending.)
Obviously, larger metro areas offer both larger meetings and a wider range of topics, but that’s where the option of starting up your own meeting becomes handy. I don’t know anyone who has personally made use of this site, but overall it looks like a popular service, analogous to the singles sites but with the objects if interactivity being intellects and ideas rather than genitalia.

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Yule get a kick out of this (concluding the 2008 War on Christmas)

This standard-issue complaint about atheists, Darwinist ideologues, enablers of Islam, socialists, communists, Nazis, “educationists” (don’t ask me), and secularists that was posted on Townhall.com early this morning is credited to (or blamed on) a woman named Mary Grabar, but in fact appears to have been hastily assembled by numerous people. For example, early on, Mary writes, “A group called Freedom From Religion began in the state of Washington, where they posted their anti-Christmas sign next to a manger display in the Capitol.” But a mere few sentences later, she informs us of a group called “the Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF)” which “aims its legal and propaganda guns at Christianity.” Is it fair to assume these two named terrorist organizations/hate groups are in fact one in the same?
It doesn’t get any more coherent after that, but it does become more entertaining. For instance:

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Campos gets a few more things wrong

Normally, when I use this space to criticize something Paul Campos has written, it has to do with the misguided elements of fat acceptance or the medical realities of obesity that Campos strives so mightily to deny. But Campos is in fact a well-rounded crank, and if there’s anything predictable about the fellow, it’s that he consistently chooses positions guaranteed to satisfy a given blinded or self-martyred segment of the population, because this makes it easy for him to blithely ignore obvious and damning arguments against to the the crap he extrudes into this columns.
In a piece published yesteday, Campos–who in the past has groused about the unfairness of orthodox evolutionists who just refuse give creationists (and presumably their evidence) the voice they deserve–makes some remarkably daft observations about atheists, and in particular demonstrates that he is clueless about the manner in which they regard theists as well as the reasons so many atheists supposedly think that Barack Obama is somewhat less theistic than his public comments imply.
Campos starts off by mentioning that Barack Obama’s selection of Rick Warren to give the invocation on Inauguration Day has caused problems for both Obama (because liberals are obviously unhappy with the choice of a bigoted creationist money-grubbing windbag to speak on January 20th) and Warren (because Obama is pro-choice and pro-stem-cell research, positions those in Warren’s church are vehemently against).

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Gay scientists isolate gene that causes Christianity in mice

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Marc Bekoff on animal morality and emotions

Marc Bekoff is an emeritus professor of ecology and evolutionary biology at the University of Colorado and the author of numerous books dealing with the rationality, emotions, ethics, and morality of non-human members of the animal kingdom. Of interest to one of my co-bloggers, he’s also a member of the Ethics Committee of the Jane Goodall Institute.
Yesterday he was interviewed (MP3 file, Quicktime) on a Denver radio station, and discussed such topics as autism-like syndromes in coyotes and what looks suspiciously like bipolar disorder in wolves.
I am among those who, while not projecting an excess of human qualities onto animal minds, believes that we–caught up in the grandeur of being the most intelligent creatures on the planet (as assessed using our own human metrics, of course)–fail to sufficiently credit animals for possessing much of the range of emotional and moral responses that we do, and for possessing very human-like senses of justice, compassion, and generosity. As a result, I found this an intriguing listen.

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OneNewsNow is a serious threat to WND’s “most flagrant liars for the LORD” title

Believing that Rick Warren, the megachurch pastor chosen by Barack Obama to give the invocation at the presidential inauguration in less than four weeks, is perfectly within the realm of both reason and moral rectitude when he compares homosexuality with incest and pedophilia is one thing. Sure, it’s a disgusting and benighted attitude to hold, and no one can logically justify the condemning of behavior between consenting adults that has no impact whatsoever on their own lives.
But it’s at least possible for people of a certain unfortunate bent to generate some toxic internal framework in which harboring such ideas is consistent with their core values: If you believe that the Bible is true, then you are perfectly positioned to promulgate all sorts of worthless and damaging ideas while legitimately believing that you are not only in the right, but compassionate.
Most Americans, however, do not approve of outright, easily recognized lying. There’s something in all of us (sociopaths excepted) that disapproves at a gut level of people who intentionally deceive others. So a good many people who can abide by Warren’s unabashed (until this week, anyway) bigotry even if they do not necessarily agree with him would be apt to reject him and his ideas outright were he to indisputably present himself as a liar.
And man, has he ever.

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Feeling Holy this holiday season? Say it with donkey dung

Visitors to a tourist compound (hey, that’s what the BBC article calls it) in Galilee have the option of purchasing fresh donkey shit encased in what looks like Lucite, with the casing featuring some sort of religious inscription. As you can see in the short video accompanying the news byte, the man selling this stuff is clearly very excited about it; the donkeys, visibly less so.

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Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin: The Movie!

I am so pleased to see that Adam Kay’s masterwork has made it to the big time: YouTube.
Happy holidays, bonobos!
(Pharma-phunnies, some medically graphic, contained therein.)

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Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin: The Movie!

I am so pleased to see that Adam Kay’s masterwork has made it to the big time: YouTube.
Happy holidays, bonobos!
(Pharma-phunnies, some medically graphic, contained therein.)

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The house that Christmas puked on


Melissa Diane Holdren of Chandler, Arizona submitted this photo to Slate, which included it in its slide show of weird holiday light displays.

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