After reading this Onionesque yet sincere (I believe) letter to my hometown newspaper, I’m left with two possibilities regarding its author: He’s either living, breathing evidence that lotteries do indeed preferentially target the intellectually underendowed or a cognizant anti-gambling type bent on marshalling support — real or synthesized — for his stance.
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“Is our children learning?” Um, not yet. Maybe a remedial math class might be in order.
It would be really funny if 60 Minutes actually DID a story… about the brain-challenged Mr. Reynolds, and the failure of the educational system.
I think the writer should buy lots more lottery tickets. That would improve his chances of recouping at least $3 on his $60/month investment.
Hmmm… 60 minutes, 60 dollars. I wonder what this guy’s IQ is? Any idiot knows that he is buying his tickets from the wrong end of the roll.
Please please please let The Daily Show find this guy.
Are you sure you aren’t in Charleston, SC. I swear that’s somethign I would fully expect to open the paper here to find.