What kind of crappy test can’t show that I’m arrogant?

Thanks to Shalini at Scientia Natura I discovered a personality test designed by Saint Gasoline, now the Internet’s leading sarcastic pugilistic atheist comic dabbling in casual psychometry.
First, the skinny. According to the 28-question test, I am:


Your Score: Spiteful Loner


You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.


Since I tried not to lie very much, I would have expected to score much higher on the arrogance scale and somewhat higher on the extrovert scale. Either way the test was fun to take, peppered as it was with amusing if notcontributory asides, photos, and yuk-yuks.
A full explanation of my results:



You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn’t care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven’t gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don’t shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.
Take the test yourself and you get a lot more compatibility-related details, since the site is, as the name suggests, intended first and foremost to be a dating service.

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  1. #1 by Tegumai Bopsulai, FCD on July 20, 2007 - 10:42 am

    You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
    You are the Robot!…
    Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.
    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

    I am more arrogant than you, but it’s less obvious because I am not as brutal.

  2. #2 by Lorri Talley on July 20, 2007 - 11:52 am

    Your Score: Robot
    You are 85% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
    The ‘42% extroverted’ puts me close enough to the midline that I could spill over into Haughty Intellectual.
    Which could explain a t-shirt I used to wear; ‘People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do’.

  3. #3 by JimFiore on July 20, 2007 - 12:25 pm

    HA!
    Spiteful Loner
    You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

    Apparently, I am the dirty stepchild of Kevin and Tegumai. Or, perhaps just a somewhat more arrogant version of Kevin. Is that even possible?? I guess it is, and if anyone could achieve it, it would be me. Yes, that makes perfect sense. The rest of you can go pound salt up your rectums.
    Thank me, I’m welcome.
    Oh, I should probably let everyone know that I do not own any guns or firearms. But before you feel too safe, I used to make my own fireworks in high school. Really nice ones. Amazing what you can do with model rocketry parts, a few books, a little imagination, and keys to the chem lab.
    Toodles!

  4. #4 by PhysioProf on July 20, 2007 - 4:22 pm

    “Your Score: Smartass
    You are 85% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.”

  5. #5 by Kevin Beck on July 20, 2007 - 4:28 pm

    PhysioProf:
    Your score means that, as much as 10% of the time, you’re being both arrogant and irrational, and on top of that are being brutal about this toward absolutely everyone. This is the part of you that wanted to become a conservative radio-show host instead of a physiology professor.

  6. #6 by llewelly on July 21, 2007 - 5:56 pm

    I am the robot. 100% rational (hah! I *wish*) and 14% brutal (hey! I did not *choose* to be in any of those fights).

    and okcupid is the slowest and buggiest site I have used in at least 10 years.

  7. #7 by llewelly on July 21, 2007 - 5:56 pm

    I am the robot. 100% rational (hah! I *wish*) and 14% brutal (hey! I did not *choose* to be in any of those fights).

    and okcupid is the slowest and buggiest site I have used in at least 10 years.