But before I get that life

This link I will share. It would be a crime not to. I just worked both abs, my diaphragm, and my lachrymal glands to the max without moving any other muscles.
This is NOT satire.

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  1. #1 by ctenotrish on December 9, 2008 - 5:05 pm

    Oh my. I thought it couldn’t possibly be real, but then I read more. In fact, I read the post on his daughter kissing the toilet seat. Oooooh, ick. Not the girl, the author. eeeeewwwwwwwwwww.

  2. #2 by Kevin Beck on December 9, 2008 - 5:15 pm

    On a somewhat serious note, this poor guy is going to spend a long time being irate, because if he expects his comrades to just lock up their sex drives and throw away the key, he’s deluded. Well, he’s already deluded. But mammals don’t behave like that. No matter how stern the LORD supposedly is and whatever His rules about such conduct might be, unless he shows up corporeally and interposes himself between a man and a woman who have a certain attraction thnig going, the LORD is going to lose, every. Damned. Time.
    More hilarity: I should point out that these pastor-boys are scoring a lot more than I have in the past (x) (unit of time). And I think I know the real reason why Perry is pissed off:

    …all it takes is ONE WEAK MOMENT and then BAM…everything you’ve worked so hard for is LOST on the five seconds of sensation that you obtain!

    Ha! Even I can last longer than that!

  3. #3 by Elf Eye on December 9, 2008 - 6:43 pm

    Uh oh. Look at his suggestion:
    “My advice…take RADICAL steps. Make a committment to NEVER be alone with a woman! EVER…under ANY circumstances. Form a relationship with a godly man whom you trust and talk about your struggles…every single one of them.”
    Soooo, form a ‘relationship’ with a godly man so you are never alone with a woman. I’ll bet I know what happens next.

  4. #4 by llewelly on December 9, 2008 - 7:23 pm

    It’s really too bad that blog doesn’t allow comments. If it did, I could help Pastor Noble and his readers. You see, I have a solution. When was the last time you heard about a famous atheist having a an affair? Been a while hasn’t it? Perhaps Pastor Noble’s ‘enemy’ doesn’t tempt atheists. Perhaps we’re just not attractive. But whatever the cause, it works. So the solution is for pastors to stop believing in god.

  5. #5 by Kevin Beck on December 9, 2008 - 7:31 pm

  6. #6 by William on December 9, 2008 - 7:43 pm

    How much you wanna bet his wife is having an affair behind his back?

  7. #7 by William on December 9, 2008 - 7:43 pm

    How much you wanna bet his wife is having an affair behind his back?

  8. #8 by William on December 9, 2008 - 7:43 pm

    How much you wanna bet his wife is having an affair behind his back?

  9. #9 by Warren on December 10, 2008 - 3:09 pm

    From Over There:
    PASTORS…we have a calling from God, we are called to live with integrity, we are called to LEAD by living an example…and that CANNOT be done if we are trying to have sex with women that we are NOT MARRIED TOO!
    That vast gust is the sound of hundreds of thousands of Catholic priests exhaling in relief that they don’t have to give up on the choirboys.
    As an aside, Pastor Noble needs to undergo a radical exclamationpointectomy.

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