When nuts organize

Oh, man. Just when I think I’m wasting too much time using the Web to watch past seasons of Bones and ReGenesis, follow cross-country and track, and expand at length on what stupid people are up to, I see people who are really pissing away hours they’ll never get back.
Then again, the folks I’m talking about aren’t aspiring to anything higher. Withness ObamaForgery.com, a brainchild of Faith 2 Action, itself a group that transcends mere right-wing religious intolerance and operates in its own, shrill corner of reality, using private arguments to attack private adversaries. Someone toss Janet Folger a 2,000-watt Jesus-shaped vibrator for Christmas. Or an X-Box, an elliptical trainer, or a unicycle. Seriously; the woman needs a hobby. Of all the stupid bigots for Jesus I’ve seen over the years, she’s the most vile by a mile. Every time she calls for the removal of South Florida bus ads CAIR has bought encouraging people to learn about Islam, I want to tell her she can do her part by running in front of one.
I strongly doubt that anyone affiliated with this frozen cartoon of a Web site think that new information concerning Obama’s citizenship is ever going to come to light and result in his being bared from taking office or removed from office, although they surely hope for it.
Obama’s citizenship was thoroughly vetted and established a long time ago. His parentage and circumstances now fall under the aegs of common knowledge. Yet these idiots carry on in blind screech-and-yammer fashion, perhaps just to blow off steam but in no small part because they believe their own conspiracy gabble. This site is simply one more piece of evidence that people with beliefs rooted almost entirely in emotion will not be separated from those beliefs regardless of the weight of evidence against them.

  1. #1 by Art on December 13, 2008 - 6:30 pm

    A 2000 watt vibrator.
    That would be north of 2.5 HP.
    Kick-start diesel with a variable timed misfire that gives it that uneven jazz/ragtime syncopation that really rolls those Os, I presume.
    One could seriously ‘do ones self a mischief’ with such an instrument.

  2. #2 by Kevin Beck on December 13, 2008 - 6:38 pm

    “Kick-start diesel with a variable timed misfire that gives it that uneven jazz/ragtime syncopation that really rolls those Os”
    I haven’t laughed so hard at a comment in as long as I can remember. If you aren’t working in marketing writing ad copy, it’s time for a career change.

  3. #3 by Art on December 20, 2008 - 12:16 am

    Thanks. Always glad to read that someone noticed. Even better when someone gets a laugh.
    As an under-employed, currently unemployed, electrician who doesn’t love his job marketing might be a good career move. Next time I drop by the library I’ll see what I can find out about marketing.

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