This is surreal. I genuinely feel sorry for each and every one of these poor, tricked kids. While it’s easy to get some cheap laughs from reading through this crap, I think life is hard enough for teenagers without them believing ardently that God is going to hate and punish them if they touch their own genitals for the express purpose of self-gratification.
If you must masturbate, for God’s sake don’t lust while you do it
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