New deodorant aimed at slowing underarm hair growth

Well, that’s pretty much it. Unilever, apparently a “global giant” specializing in “home, personal care and foods products,” will launch a new deodorant next month that will both curb underarm hair growth and reduce irritation caused by re-growing hair.
The company warns that the product is intended only for the ‘pits. That seems unfair, as a stick of deodorant is the perfect size and shape for dealing with unwanted thickets on the “‘taint” (and if you don’t know, don’t ask).

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  1. #1 by ERV on December 15, 2008 - 4:03 pm

    Shave-minimizing lotions arent new (Jergins, Aveeno, etc), and they can be used on the taint, I believe.
    Unfortunately, they smell like taint, so I ended up tossing my bottle.

  2. #2 by n on December 16, 2008 - 4:41 pm

    Now all we gentlemen need is something to deal with the unwarranted nasal and ear hair.

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