Last trip into downtown Doltsville for the day

And I won’t even write anything here. But it’s difficult to imagine packing any more ignorance about climate change into a single comment thread than has been done here, and I suspect the cranks coming in from all sides have only begun warming up.
On this day of my birth, I, for all of my foibles and frailties, am grateful to have been born evidently lacking the capacity to be as bereft of cognitive function as these clowns. I credit my parents for not being missing, psychotic, or more reminiscent of Magilla Gorilla than of the Cleavers. Enjoy.

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  1. #1 by Warren on December 17, 2008 - 10:07 pm

    Birthday? Oh man, you were robbed. A good friend of mine’s BD is 12/24 — his relatives are all cheap bastards too, giving him “combined” birthday and Xmas presents each year instead of one each for both occasions.
    Still, happy day &c to you. Foibles and frailties you may have, but it’s your insouciance I like most. I’m glad you’re here to share it.

  2. #2 by Rev. BigDumbChimp on December 18, 2008 - 9:59 am

    Happy birthday Kevin!

  3. #3 by Rev. BigDumbChimp on December 18, 2008 - 10:04 am

    Oh I just tasted the spicy meal of smackdown you served up over there.
    Very nice.

  4. #4 by Rev. BigDumbChimp on December 18, 2008 - 10:04 am

    Oh I just tasted the spicy meal of smackdown you served up over there.
    Very nice.

  5. #5 by Rev. BigDumbChimp on December 18, 2008 - 10:06 am

    Sorry, one more to make it three.
    My irony meter could not withstand this.

    No Kemibe the idiot… it is a theory. Definition of a theory is an unproven scientific hypothesis. Evolution is far from proven. Q: Where are the missing links you’ve been searching for for decades? Answer: They don’t exist. Ergo theory.
    Kemibe, perhaps you should stop hanging out on Wikipedia and actually read… A BOOK!

  6. #6 by meatbrain on December 18, 2008 - 12:47 pm

    Missed this yesterday. Happy belated birthday, Kevin!

  7. #7 by bybelknap, FCD on December 18, 2008 - 10:10 pm

    Happy(belated)Birthday!
    And a very Happy Monkey! Or should I say “Happy Chimp!”? We just won’t say anything to the Happy Monkies over at Pharyngula about this…

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