SARAH PALIN is to LITERACY as INTELLIGENT DESIGN is to:

A) THEISM
B) CREATIONISM
C) GOD
D) INTEGRITY
In case you couldn’t deduce the correct answer by simple process of elimination, This e-mail exchange between the Alaska governor and the editor of the state’s largest newspaper will steer you in the right direction. But, ya knoo, dose educated meedeeya types, dere just out to get poor Sarah because she’s, ya knoo, just a plain old hardworkin’ family mom with $4,000 boots and all dat, not some blue-blooded pretty face like that Kenney girl from New York…

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  1. #1 by jake on January 14, 2009 - 12:58 pm

    Literacy in what regard, Charlie?

  2. #2 by J-Dog on January 14, 2009 - 1:33 pm

    Well, also, ya gotta get in there, and as we all know, that the terrorists are not here, but ya CAN also, see Russia from Alaska, God willin’.
    From The Wit and Wisdom Of Sara Palin, Volume 1.

  3. #3 by IBY on January 14, 2009 - 1:33 pm

    Integrity? Cause Sarah Palin has no sense of literacy, therefore, you are supposed to make a sarcastic positive comment on intelligent design. Hey! You know, this should be an SAT question. ^_^

  4. #4 by J-Dog on January 14, 2009 - 2:04 pm

    IBY – Sara Palin has no sense of literacy OR integrity, therefore yeah, she IS Teh Stoopids.
    So, MY syllogism goes:
    Sara Palin is to speaking, what ID backer Denyse O’Leary is to writing. And if you WANT your brain to hurt, try to decipher what Ms. Dense-ee is trying to say on any given day.
    And BTW – ID IS sarcasm… and nothing but Creationism in a cheap tuxedo, and per the famous Wedge Document, “designed” to try and sneak religion into US Science classes.
    And now ID = Dover Trap

  5. #5 by blf on January 14, 2009 - 2:44 pm

    DEATH OF MOOSES is to LITERACY as THE DREGS OF GUTROT MOONSHINE is to WATER.
    DEATH OF MOOSES is to LITERACY as POL POT is to EDUCATION.
    DEATH OF MOOSES is to LITERACY as DEATH OF MOOSES is to REALITY.
    (This could go on for a long time!…)

  6. #6 by blf on January 14, 2009 - 2:44 pm

    DEATH OF MOOSES is to LITERACY as THE DREGS OF GUTROT MOONSHINE is to WATER.
    DEATH OF MOOSES is to LITERACY as POL POT is to EDUCATION.
    DEATH OF MOOSES is to LITERACY as DEATH OF MOOSES is to REALITY.
    (This could go on for a long time!…)

  7. #7 by Warren on January 14, 2009 - 4:32 pm

    Ah. At last, Katie Couric’s in-depth probing question is answered.
    It seems that the Anchorage Daily News qualifies as “all of them”.

  8. #8 by God on January 15, 2009 - 4:40 pm

    God!

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