In 1974, British doctor Elaine Murphy and her husband, John, sent the first-ever description of ‘cello scrotum’ to the elite British Medical Journal. The journal accepted the letter, and published it in the 11 May issue of that year. Just one problem: the Murphys totally made it up! LOLZ!
Damn. Now I am not sure how much credibility to give related, less well documented disorders such as “harmonica anus,” “xylophone perineum,” “kettle drum nipples,” and “bassoon clitoris.”