Stink-free underwear being tested on high

Leave it to the Japanese:

Koichi Wakata, the first Japanese astronaut to live on the International Space Station, is testing the clothes, called J-ware and created by textile experts at Japan Women’s University in Tokyo.
“He can wear his trunks (underwear) more than a week,” said Koji Yanagawa, an official with the Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency.

Well, so can I. So can anyone. That part’s not innovative.

Wakata’s clothes, developed by researcher Yoshiko Taya, are designed to kill bacteria, absorb water, insulate the body and dry quickly. They also are flame-resistant and anti-static, not to mention comfortable and stylish.

You have no idea how long I’ve been searching for briefs that are both fireproof and flashy. Usually you have to sacrifice one for the other.

Wakata, who arrived at the station last week for a three-month stay, said on Sunday that the clothes appear to be working.
“Nobody has complained, so I think it’s so far, so good,” Wakata said

I would imagine that the threshold for complaining about smelly skivvies is somewhat different when circling the earth at crazy speeds in a maginal-gravity environment than it is when, say, prowling a terrestrial nightclub. And why do these guys bother with underwear anyway? Plenty of people down here on the ground go commando, so why not astronauts? What’s next, interstellar butt-floss?

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  1. #1 by Dave X on March 25, 2009 - 3:13 pm

    Since they don’t wash their overwear much at all, high performance underwear rocks.

  2. #2 by Dave X on March 25, 2009 - 3:13 pm

    Since they don’t wash their overwear much at all, high performance underwear rocks.

  3. #3 by Bill from Dover on March 25, 2009 - 3:58 pm


    are designed to kill bacteria, absorb water, insulate the body and dry quickly.

    So they’re made out of ShamWows? Big deal.

  4. #4 by wybory sondaze demokracja on April 19, 2009 - 12:11 pm

    I wonder when he’ll be able to hammer tacks with this underwear… Just a joke ;)
    Getting to know japanese culture keeps me really amazed. I guess we should change the stereotype of ‘Japanese always hard-working and serious’ into ‘Japanese – they know not only how to work hard but also how to make fun’.
    Let all of us be so creative :)

  5. #5 by Rapidly Weakening on April 20, 2009 - 4:34 am

    You have no idea how long I’ve been searching for briefs that are both fireproof and flashy. Usually you have to sacrifice one for the other.
    Must…resist…smoke after sex joke!

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