If you think your marriage suffers owing to same-sex ones, get a fucking divorce

“I’m proud to say that I oppose same sex marriage. – Calling the coupling of individuals of the same sex marriage cheapens the sanctity of the union I share with my wife. It lessens our bond with one another. Sexual coupling in a manner which cannot result in the procreation of children is a mortal sin and calling that coupling marriage legitimizes that mortal sin in society. So Janet can call me a domestic terrorist all she wants, but I refuse to alter my thinking because she finds it offensive. I find her and her homo buddies offensive.”

I’ll never understand this sort of claim. Does the fact that people jerk off in bus terminals cheapen my sexual experiences with other people, back in the Pleistocene era when such things occasionally happened? Do soup kitchens ruin the meals of diners at five-star restaurants? Actually, these aren’t good analogies–there’s no basis for judging same-sex romance to be inferior to hetero romance. But even if it was, what the hell of it?

And this is from a Gribbit post in which he emphasizes his entire credo: Don’t consider issues, just blindly oppose everything Obama does because you don’t like him:

“I oppose POTUS Barry Obamaramadingdong and all of his policies because he and his policies are dangerous for our people. He is a moron. His ideas are outdated socialist tripe which have failed each and every time they have been tried before.”

Interesting perspective coming from someone who lives on the government dole (see the second and third entries, which Gribbit deleted from his blog but live on thanks to the Wayback Machine). Yeah, fuck socialism! Everyone needs to take responsibility! Except for asshole perseverating right-wing shut-in bloggers!

It’s difficult to believe that someone could oppose absolutely everything advanced by a given presidential administration. GWB was a thoroughgoing wreck of a president, but he said and did numerous things I cheerfully agreed with. People like Gribbit would rip Obama for pulling troops out of Iraq and then rip him just as hard for signing off on a “surge.” Anyone who can simultaneously bitch about someone being a Muslim and an affiliate of a nutter Christian (the Jeremiah Wright affair) obviously places venom far, far ahead of reason.

I could cut this turd some slack and maybe be sympathetic with respect to his mental problems if he weren’t such a raging, unrelenting hypocritical fuckball. I’d have social anxiety too if I had Gribbit’s personality, because someone would want to kick my ass every time I walked out my front door.

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  1. #1 by Gribbit on May 27, 2009 - 6:10 pm

    I see that Kevin the Chimp has taken his vitriol to a new and more (or shall I say less) exciting forum to spew his moronic rantings.

    Kevin you puke… Spew your fudge packing love fest elsewhere but know this… anytime you link to my blog I will mark it as spam. You opinion matters about as much as that of an institutionalized murderer.

    As far as my marriage is concerned you piece of whale shit, you shouldn’t concern yourself with it. Because if the rest of the nation follows the lead of California, gay marriage is done for you pinhead.

    /rant

    • #2 by kemibe on May 27, 2009 - 6:23 pm

      Thanks, Gribbit. Let it be known that you can comment here anytime you want no matter how obtuse or vulgar you are. This is what separates blogs run by reasonable people from blogs run by miserable shitpokes like you–we see no need for censorship. Besides, every phrase you write only underscores what a bigoted clown you are, and once you submit a comment, it’s here for all posterity. You can’t block, delete, or alter it, a favorite habit of yours when it comes to your own foul locus of lies and confusion. And I notice you made no attempt to defend anything you wrote in the chunk of incoherence I linked to. Well done, sucker.

  2. #3 by llewelly on May 29, 2009 - 12:29 am

    I’ll never understand this sort of claim.

    If you don’t have special rights, you are not special. Gribbit and his ilk want to special. In order to achieve that, they deny rights to others.
    Denying marriage to gays makes them better than gays.

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