How to subdue an unruly T. Rex

Literally resort to Bible-bopping.

That’s crazy Ken Ham of Answers in Genesis and the Creation Museum, by the way.

This picture is screaming for a caption.

  1. #1 by llewelly on May 28, 2009 - 6:15 pm

    Those great big coconut-crunching teeth may look ferocious, but this great beast was not a meat-eater before the fall. The T-Rex would lay down with the lamb, in those days, and those stories about lambs mysteriously disappearing are just not true – they are the lies of Eve.

  2. #2 by Gingerbaker on May 28, 2009 - 6:34 pm

    “A copy of my autobiography to anyone…ANYONE who can give Junior here a whole lot of coconuts like RIGHT NOW!!”

  3. #3 by Crudely Wrott on May 28, 2009 - 7:54 pm

    KH: See the lamb-like behavior of this magnificent beast, revealed as it was before the fall of man! It’s studied indifference to eating me is testament to Dog’s love!

    TR: Come closer, tender morsel. Just a little closer and tarry a while with me.(And while we so pass the time let me tell you how many predators employ studied indifference to lull prey into a sense of false security. We know that you will then nearly walk into our jaws happily unaware that we are looking at you very closely, noting everything.)

    KH: When creation was new and perfect, before the disobedience of its highest manifestation, man, all creatures lived in harmony and accord.

    TR: Just a little bit closer, oh, my snack. My indulgence. (Be still, my belly. All in good time. All in good time.)

  4. #4 by Dave W. on May 28, 2009 - 11:58 pm

    “The appetizer standing in front of the short mic was tasty, but for the entree I’m in the mood for some Ham.”

  5. #5 by hopper3011 on May 29, 2009 - 12:52 am

    “Outside of a Tyrannosaurus rex, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a Tyrannosaurus rex, it’s too dark to read.” (Sorry Groucho)

  6. #6 by Sigmund on May 29, 2009 - 7:12 am

  7. #7 by wobert on June 2, 2009 - 7:52 am

    Which one is the Dinosaur?

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