The general idea is this: First, get so liquored up you’re walking on your knees in your backyard and seeing triple. Next, attempt to operate a gas grill. Finally, start playing with explosives. Make sure your kids bear witness to all of this.
- Dr. Joan Bushwell's Chimpanzee Refuge
What Hominids are Saying
Our Fossil Record
Popular Palaver & Polemics
- Misanthropy and a fondness for animals: a connection?
- The infamous Nike chainsaw-killer spot (and a minor tribute)
- Don't worry, be happy (or I'll fuckin' kill you)
- Same story, different headlines: a great example
- A different perspective on bipolar disorder
- Best cover of Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" ever.
- Mickey Mantle's longest home runs
- 65% of women in U.S. have eating disorders
- The "white" part, sure; the "supremacy" is well-hidden
E-Mail Threats Received to Date
- 166,889 nastygrams