The general idea is this: First, get so liquored up you’re walking on your knees in your backyard and seeing triple. Next, attempt to operate a gas grill. Finally, start playing with explosives. Make sure your kids bear witness to all of this.
- Dr. Joan Bushwell's Chimpanzee Refuge
What Hominids are Saying
Our Fossil Record
Popular Palaver & Polemics
- Fags eat poop
- Misanthropy and a fondness for animals: a connection?
- Evolution is a fraud perpetrated by Satan, Darwin, and the goddamned Freemasons
- Granite Grok remains a locus of mindlessness and bullshit
- Christians: Why should anyone believe ideas you plainly reject yourself?
- What emboldens a lunatic like Kim Duclos? More lunacy
E-Mail Threats Received to Date
- 175,750 nastygrams