Tips and tricks for self-disenfranchisement

I mean, who hasn’t tried to urinate on someone else’s kids? Or at least wanted to? (On a recent flight from Atlanta to Boston, I wanted to go a step further and toss the six-year-old in the seat next to me clean out of the fucking plane, depressurization issues be damned.)

Also, excellent Nick Nolte reference.

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