Gribbit is back, and he’s bringin’ the ‘tard

Gribbit recently took a hiatus from blogging on his own site because he was tired of being beset by facts and reasons from libtards, and spent a week lending his stupidity to the notably ramshackle locus for seething wingnuts that calls itself “Stop the ACLU” despite being neither willing nor able to accomplish that heroic goal. But Gribbit is back, and here’s how he concluded a recent post consisting mostly of a cut-and-pasted e-mail from his hero, U.S. Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio):

It must really suck for Congressional Democrats to know that the normally compliant main stream media is now turning its ire towards you. This same media which distorted the truth in order to get their guy elected President of the United States. This same media which refuses to leave Sarah Palin alone. This same media which has some Marxist Utopian fantasy about how Democrats view the world is now extremely skeptical of those same Democrats and their agenda.

The road to Utopia does not exists. And if it did, the Democrats aren’t on it. Just ask the common North Korean. – Gribbit

So in other words, the “main stream media” is, like, totally biased, and through chicanery even got Obama elected despite the real will of the majority of American voters. But despite this unwavering bias, the media is now refusing to unconditionally cheerlead Democratric machinations, which has never happened before. I mean, the media completely ignored the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, to the point that I have never even heard of a blue dress or a cigar inserted in some intern’s whatzit. And the media has no interest in what Nancy Pelosi knew about waterboarding during Bush’s first term, which is really fucking strange because I keep seeing talk of this on TV. And poor Sarah Palin, who wants no part of the spotlight and has never wanted anything but to be left alone to do her job (when she has one).

But it’s good to know that the road to Utopia does not exists. This make me happys. Because it’s would be a toll road and all of this moneys would just goes to Democrat to feed medias biases anyways.

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  1. #1 by Rev. BigDumbChimp on July 20, 2009 - 2:59 pm

    This same media which refuses to leave Sarah Palin alone.

    As usual Gribbit gets that wrong.

    The same Sarah Palin that refuses to leave the rest of the world alone. If she’s stop making a gigantic ass out of herself I’m pretty sure the media and the rest of us would be happy to let her slink off into the darker corners of history.

  2. #2 by MandM on July 25, 2009 - 8:54 am

    a stereotypical wingnut shitblog boasting an unlikely number of lies, errors, and misspellings

    Speaking of “‘tard”, this post has alot of errors and misspellings

    You wrote “Democratric machinations” I googled it, and there is no such thing as “Democratric..”

    You wrote “But it’s good to know that the road to Utopia does not (exists). This make me (happys). Because (it’s) would be a toll road and all of this (moneys) (would just goes to Democrat to feed medias biases anyways.”) This last paragraph kinda gave me the shits…

  3. #3 by kemibe on July 25, 2009 - 11:45 am

    “You wrote ‘But it’s good to know that the road to Utopia does not (exists). This make me (happys). Because (it’s) would be a toll road and all of this (moneys) (would just goes to Democrat to feed medias biases anyways.’) This last paragraph kinda gave me the shits…”

    I’m sure it did.

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