Good thing that even in this economy, there’s ample straw to be had

Not too parodic:

The Liberal Rules
By Dave in Suncook on Thu, 07/30/2009 – 17:40

You have to know the rules.

You are not a real Black person unless you are a Liberal.
You are not a sucessful woman Gov.just a sleasy airhead unless you are a Liberal.
You are always wrong,even when proven right,unless you are a Liberal.
You are a war monger unless you are a Liberal.
You are a racist unless you are a Liberal.
You are a pervert,unless you are a Liberal.
You are a Tax cheat,unless you are a Liberal.

Come on folks add a few of your own, they show us more every day!

My reply:

Black, liberal, tax, and governor are not proper nouns
By Chimp Refuge on Thu, 07/30/2009 – 18:47

Also, “warmonger” is one word; “sleazy” has only one “s”; and you need to put a space between your commas and the words following those commas.

The inanity of the comments themselves is self-evident. Still, I’ll demolish them one by one:

Michael Steele is black.
Christine Todd Whitman was a successful governor (people who quit in midstream are failures).
I have seen liberals make mistakes and conservatives say correct things.
My friend Mike down in Florida, a Republican, is anti-Iraq war, and is not a racist, a pervert, or a tax cheat.

That should do it. Oh–you’re welcome.

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“The mother of morons is always pregnant.” — source unknown

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