Dr. Joan Bushwell's Chimpanzee Refuge

Amazingly, it comes from that bastion of MILFic insight and cognitive candlepower herself, Sarah Palin:

“Book burning is antithetical to American ideals. People have a constitutional right to burn a Koran if they want to, but doing so is insensitive and an unnecessary provocation – much like building a mosque at Ground Zero.”

Like all stupid people, Palin loves flavoring her bad analogies and false equivocation with generous dollops of attention-whoring and demagoguery. Anyone who sees similarities between an act intended to serve as the extension of an olive branch (and it is not a mosque, you ignorant fucking turd!) to one intended only to enrage and offend, yet can feed and clothe herself without help, qualifies as a neuropsychiatric miracle. But that’s Sarah, and you can’t say she doesn’t know her audience–as of this posting, over 20,000 of her wall-eyed and sleepily grinning Facebook fans have maneuvered their syndactylous digits over their mouses and touch pads just so and given her oratory a “Like.”