If you’re going to be arrested, at least make an effort not to advertise your crimes or blow out local irony meters. These are actual booking photos from the Tampa Bay area. See if you can guess what each person was hauled in for (answers are at bottom).
1. DUI, driving under license suspension
2. Domestic battery by strangulation
3. Child sex abuse
5. Misdemeanor battery, disorderly conduct
For more schadenfreude at its finest, click on the cutie below (picked up in a stripper bust along with about ten others) to view close to 100 other funny mug shots (<—testing search engines here).