This is a WordPress.com blog. You may not be able to see this because we have purchased the domain chimprefuge.com and set that up to point to bushwells.wordpress.com because it looks cooler.
I realize that I am complaining, at root, about the limitations of something I am not paying for. The thing is, Blogger (owned by Google and the site of all of those blogspot.com blogs) is also free does offer these options and more in some form. And, although the fuckers at WordPress obfuscate this, it is possible to import WordPress posts into Blogger. So, with the chimprefuge.com domain name up for its annual renewal soon, I am going to consult with my colleagues about going back to the same host Doc Bushwell used way back in the day when she conceived this mosh pit of thrumming discontent and ribaldry.
ADDENDUM: Having published this post, I see that I can’t even type “WordPress” with a lowercase “p” without the software converting it into corporate-logo style. Assholes.